Funny Blonde Jokes ( Top 5 )


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The Boss interviewed the blonde for a job.
He asked, “If I were to give you $20,000, minus 14%, how much would you take off?”
The blonde said, “Everything but my earrings.”


The blonde couldn’t find a Christmas tree in the woods.
So she said, “The next tree we see, we’ll cut it down whether it’s decorated or not.”


A diet doctor told the blonde to eat for two days, then skip a day, and repeat.
Next week he asked her how the diet was going.
“All right,” she said, “but I’m so tired from all the skipping.”


The blonde said, “My new thermos keeps hot things hot and cold things cold.”
Her boss asked, “What’s in it?”
She said, “Two popsicles and some coffee.”


A blonde looked into a mirror.
She said, “Hmm, this person looks familiar.”
The other blonde grabbed the mirror and said, “You dummy, it’s me!”

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