A Kidnapped Santa Claus – by L. Frank Baum


A Kidnapped Santa Claus

Santa Claus lives in the Laughing Valley, where stands the big, rambling castle in which his toys are manufactured. His workmen, selected from the ryls, knooks, pixies and fairies, live with him, and every one is as busy as can be from one year’s end to another.

9781463800703_p0_v1_s260x420 (1)

 It is called the Laughing Valley because everything there is happy and gay. The brook chuckles to itself as it leaps rollicking between its green banks; the wind whistles merrily in the trees; the sunbeams dance lightly over the soft grass, and the violets and wild flowers look smilingly up from their green nests. To laugh one needs to be happy; to be happy one needs to be content. And throughout the Laughing Valley of Santa Claus contentment reigns supreme.

     On one side is the mighty Forest of Burzee. At the other side stands the huge mountain that contains the Caves of the Daemons. And between them the Valley lies smiling and peaceful.

     One would think that our good old Santa Claus, who devotes his days to making children happy, would have no enemies on all the earth; and, as a matter of fact, for a long period of time he encountered nothing but love wherever he might go.

     But the Daemons who live in the mountain caves grew to hate Santa Claus very much, and all for the simple reason that he made children happy.

Continue reading

Head in the toilet prank – Just For Laughs


Click Here to Watch the Full Video –>> Watch Here

JjGd1C6E4ys

Read more stories : prankfunvidoes.com

Follow us in twitter : @jesurajlove
Thank you

Choose Ex-teachers – Funny Adult Jokes


Choose Ex-teachers

057cartoon_228x587

 

A horny young man went to a brothel… The lady at the counter asked him what his choice would be. The man wanted to know what was available.

Madam, “On the first floor, we have the ex-models… they are all slinky and sexy… On the second floor, we have our ex-actresses… they are all buxom and beautiful… On the third floor, we have our ex-teachers…. they…”

Man, “Say no more! Lead me to the third floor.”

Madam, “Are you sure… I’m surprised that you would prefer ex-teachers to ex-models and ex-actresses.”

Man, “It’s obvious, ma’am, teachers always make you do a thing over and over again, until you’re perfect at it.”

-The End-

Read more stories : prankfunvidoes.com

Follow us in twitter : @jesurajlove
Thank you
Video

100 greatest funny videos in the world


Read more stories : prankfunvidoes.com

Follow us in twitter : @jesurajlove
-

-The End-

423818798_d213a42b50

Bill Gates Goes to Heaven – real fun – real laugh


423818798_d213a42b50

Bill Gates dies in a car accident. He finds himself in purgatory, being sized up by St. Peter.

“Well, Bill, I’m really confused on this call; I’m not sure whether to send you to Heaven or Hell. After all, you enormously helped society by putting a computer in almost every home in America, yet you also created that ghastly Windows ’95. I’m going to do something I’ve never done before in your case; I’m going to let you decide where you want to go.”

Bill replied, “well, what’s the difference between the two?”

St. Peter said, “I’m willing to let you visit both places briefly, if it will help your decision.”

“Fine, but where should I go first?”

“I’ll leave that up to you.”

“Okay then,” said Bill, “Let’s try Hell first.”

So Bill went to Hell. It was a beautiful, clean, sandy beach with clear waters and lots of bikini-clad women running around, playing in the water, laughing and frolicking about. The sun was shining; the temperature perfect. He was very pleased.

Continue reading

But dust or Butt dust? (best funny stories ever series)


draft_lens5493152module41918392photo_1245762373minister

 

What Is Butt Dust???

What, you ask, is ‘Butt dust’? Read on and you’ll discover the joy in
it! These have to be original and genuine. No adult is this creative!!

JACK (age 3) was watching his Mom breast-feeding his new baby sister.
After a while he asked: ‘Mom why have you got two? Is one for hot and
one for cold milk?’

MELANIE (age 5) asked her Granny how old she was. Granny replied she
was so old she didn’t remember any more. Melanie said, ‘If you don’t
remember you must look in the back of20your panties. Mine say five to
six.’

STEVEN (age 3) hugged and kissed his Mom good night. ‘I love you so
much that when you die I’m going to bury you outside my bedroom
window.’

BRITTANY (age 4) had an ear ache and wanted a pain killer. She tried in
vain to take the lid off the bottle. Seeing her frustration, her Mom
explained it was a child-proof cap and she’d have to open it for her.
Eyes wide with wonder, the little girl asked: ‘How does it know it’s
me?’

Continue reading

Video

Door-to-door Prank – Giant Speed Bump


Click here to watch —>  watch here

door to door pranl

Read more stories : prankfunvidoes.com

Follow us in twitter : @jesurajlove
-
-Thank you-

Girl Loses Top Prank ( best sexy pranks ever)


Click Here to watch —->  watch here

gags

Read more stories : prankfunvidoes.com

Follow us in twitter : @jesurajlove
-

-The End-

Sexy Blonde and Horse (Best fun ever)


Blogpost_Dec_187_Horse_002

A pretty blonde decides to try horseback riding, even though she has had no lessons or prior experience. She mounts the horse, unassisted, and the horse immediately springs into motion.

It gallops along at a steady and rhythmic pace, but the blonde begins to slip from the saddle.

In terror, she grabs for the horse’s mane, but cannot seem to get a firm grip. She tries to throw her arms around the horse’s neck, but she slides down the side of the horse anyway. The horse gallops along, seemingly impervious to its slipping rider.

Finally, giving up her frail grip, the blonde attempts to leap away from the horse and throw herself to safety. Unfortunately, her foot has become entangled in the stirrup, and she is now at the mercy of the horse’s pounding hooves as her head is struck against the ground over and over.
Continue reading

Sexy bikini nun (no 1 ranking in YouTube)


Click here to watch —>   watch here

thumb2

 

Read more stories : prankfunvidoes.com

Follow us in twitter : @jesurajlove
-

-The End-

Blonde Escaping from Jail


Screenshot-234

This blonde,brunette and a redhead are escaping from jail. The redhead jumps over the wall and lands with a THUMP. The guard yells “Who’s out there?” The redhead says”meow””Oh it’s just a cat” The brunette jumps over the wall and lands with a THUMP. The guard yells”who’s out there? The brunette says”meow.” “Oh it’s just that darn cat, get lost you stupid thing.” Then the blonde jumps over and lands with a THUMP.”Who’s out there?” “The blonde yells “It’s just that darn cat”.

Read more stories : prankfunvidoes.com

Follow us in twitter : @jesurajlove
-

-The End-

Sexy Upskirt Prank (18+) Funny


Best Upskirt prank.
This hot girl in a mini-skirt climbs a ladder as she goes up to clean windows giving the passers-by a treat for their eyes. Setting up the scene for the classic upskirt moment.

See how men react. From the old ones to the young ones. The best reactions are of the ones who are with their wives.

Click here to watch —->  watch here

sexyprankk

 

Read more stories : prankfunvidoes.com

Follow us in twitter : @jesurajlove
-
-Thank you-